do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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