i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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