My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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