I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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