Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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