But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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