i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i out mim tonsoeep
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