real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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