So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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