She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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