For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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