I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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