It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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