Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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