All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
In America we eat man semen.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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