I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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