yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
