In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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