Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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