do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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