I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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