So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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