I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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