I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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