My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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