Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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