how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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