Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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