dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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