belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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