There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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