I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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