She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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