i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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