I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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