so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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