by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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