she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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