some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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