It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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