Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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