yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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