I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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