How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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