wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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