He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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