im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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