Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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