i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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