Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is Oprah even human
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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