its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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