is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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