she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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