.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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