Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
